Monday, December 3, 2007

I Love New York 2 Final Four...

It has come down to four lucky gents to win New York's heart in tonight's episode of I Love New York 2. I have decided to take it upon myself to analyze each contestant.

The Entertainer - What the hell is wrong with this guy? He seems mental and really is coocoo for cocoa puffs if you know what I mean. He seems to think there are sprits in the house and Sister Patterson thinks that he is a petifiler (not sure how that's spelled) and/or freak. He is clearly the odd man out in this group and in the latest Currie standings, is #4.

Punk - Is this guy the biggest pussy (excuse my language ladies) or what? For a guy that is a Harvard Law graduate and can bench press yo mamma 974 times, he is the biggest excuse for an eligible bachelor that I can recall. Get some man juice buddy. You would be number one right now if you were a little bit more aggressive (B-E-AGGRESSIVE). In the latest Currie standings, Mr. Punk is #3.

Buddha - Does this guy have rooster in him, b/c he sure is getting cocky, and in the process losing more points that he thinks. I don't like the strategy he is playing. Trying to get New York to come to him instead of the opposite is very risky. But with high risk, there is also the possibility of high reward. One key thing that he had going for him was that he had Sister Patterson on his side, however, that has even eroded to the dust. All these factors has pushed Mr. Buddha to #2 in the Currie rankings.



Tailor Made - The most ruthless person in the house is also in the best shape going in to the last couple of weeks of the show. The fans' most hated contestant ironically has New York salivating at this "do anything for your woman" kind of guy. If New York wanted Tailor Made to shower her using his tongue, he would do it. Buddha has taken him for granted and now Tailor Made has found himself suprisingly toe for toe with the once favorite. Watch out, this could get interesting...This is why Tailor Made is #1 in the latest Currie rankings.

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